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Rubbish","GR8":"Great","GRAS":"Generally Recognized As Safe","gratz":"Congratulations","GROBR":"Good Riddance Of Bad Rubbish","grrlz":"girls, also seen as grrl","GRRR":"Growling","GSC":"Gimme Some Credit","GSOAS":"Go Sit On A Snake","GSOH":"Good Sense Of Humor","GSW":"Gun Shot Wound","GSYJDWURMNKH":"Good Seeing You, Just Don't Wear Your Monkey Hat","GT":"Good Try","GTASC":"Going To A Strip Club","GTFO":"Get The F*** Out","GTFOOH":"Get The F*** Out Of Here","GTG":"Got To Go","GTGB":"Got To Go Bye","GTGP":"Got To Go Pee","GTH":"Go To Hell","GTK":"Good To Know","GTL":"Gym, Tan, Laundry","GTM":"Giggle To Myself","GTRM":"Going To Read Mail","GTS":"Google That Sh**","GTSY":"Glad To See You","GUD":"Geographically UnDesirable","guvment":"government, also seen as guvmint, gumint","GWI":"Get With It","GWOT":"Glorified Waste Of Time","GWS":"Get Well Soon","GYHOOYA":"Get Your Head Out Of Your Ass","GYPO":"Get Your Pants Off","H&K":"Hugs and Kisses","h/o":"Hold On","h/p":"Hold Please","H2CUS":"Hope To See You Soon","H2S":"Here To Stay","H4U":"Hot For You","H4XX0R":"Hacker -or- To Be Hacked","H9":"Husband in room","HADVD":"Have Advised","hag1":"have a good one","HAGD":"Have a Great Day","HAGN":"Have A Good Night","HAGO":"Have A Good One","hahaha":"it means laughing","HAK":"Hugs And Kisses","HAND":"Have a Nice Day","HAR":"Hit And Run","HAWTLW":"Hello And Welcome To Last Week","HAY":"How Are You?","HB":"Hurry Back","HBASTD":"Hitting Bottom And Starting To Dig","HBB":"Hip Beyond Belief","HBIB":"Hot But Inappropriate Boy","HBIC":"Head Bitch In Charge","HBO":"Helping a Brother Out","HBTU":"Happy Birthday To You","HBU":"How Bout You?","HCC":"Holy Computer Crap","HD":"Hold","HDGFS":"How Does Get F***ed Sound?","HF":"Hello Friend -or- Have Fun -or- Have Faith","HHFO":"Hell Has Frozen Over","HHH":"Hip Hip Hooray","HHIS":"Hanging Head In Shame","HHO1/2K":"Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding","HHOJ":"Ha Ha, Only Joking","HHOK":"Ha Ha, Only Kidding","HHOS":"Ha Ha, Only Serious","HHTYAY":"Happy Holidays To You And Yours","Hi 5":"High Five","HIG":"How's It Going?","HIH":"Hope It Helps","HIOOC":"Help, I'm Out Of Coffee","HITAKS":"Hang In There And Keep Smiling","HMFIC":"Head MOFO In Charge","HMU":"Hit Me Up","HNTI":"How Nice That/This Is","HNTW":"How Nice That Was","HNY":"Happy New Year","HO":"Hang On -or- Hold On","HOHA":"HOllywood HAcker","HOIC":"Hold On, I'm Coming","HOT PIC":"Hot Picture, as in sexy or naked","howru":"How Are You","HOYEW":"Hanging On Your Every Word","HP":"Higher Power","HPOA":"Hot Piece Of Ass","HPPO":"Highest Paid Person in Office","HRCN":"it means hurricane","HSIAB":"Haven't Seen It All Before","HSIK":"How Should I Know","HT":"Hi There -or- Hat Tip","HTB":"Hang The Bastards","HTH":"Hope This (or That) Helps","HTNOTH":"Hit The Nail On The Head","HU":"Hook Up","HUA":"Heads Up Ace -or- Head Up Ass -or- Heard, Understood, Acknowledged","HUD":"How You Doing?","HUGZ":"Hugs","huh":"what","HUYA":"Head Up Your Ass","HV":"Have","HWGA":"Here We Go Again","hx":"it means history -or- hospital","I 1-D-R":"I Wonder","I <3 I":"I Love It","I <3 U":"I Love You","i h8 it":"i hate it","I&I":"Intercourse & Inebriation","I-D-L":"Ideal","IAC":"In Any Case -or- I Am Confused -or- If Anyone Cares","IAE":"In Any Event","IAGTKOM":"I Ain't Got That Kind Of Money","IAITS":"It's All In The Subject","IANAC":"I Am Not A Crook","IANADBIPOOTV":"I Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV","IANAE":"I Am Not An Expert","IANAL":"I Am Not A Lawyer","IANNNGC":"I Am Not Nurturing the Next Generation of Casualties","IASAP4U":"I Always Say A Prayer For You","IAT":"I Am Tired","IAW":"I Agree With -or- In Accordance With","IAYM":"I Am Your Master","IBGYBG":"I'll Be Gone, You'll Be Gone","IBIWISI":"I'll Believe It When I See It","IBK":"Idiot Behind Keyboard","IBRB":"I'll Be Right Back","IBT":"In Between Technology","IBTC":"Itty Bitty Titty Committee","IBTD":"I Beg To Differ","IBTL":"In Before The Lock","IC":"Independant Contractor -or- In Character -or- I See","ICBW":"I Could Be Wrong","ICBWICBM":"It Could Be Worse, It Could Be Me","ICCL":"I Couldn't Care Less","ICIHICPCL":"I Can't Imagine How I Could Possibly Care Less","ICW":"I Can't Wait","ICWUM":"I See What You Mean","ICYC":"In Case You're Curious -or- In Case You Care","ICYMI":"In Case You Missed It","ID":"IDentification","ID10T":"Idiot","IDC":"I Don't Care","IDGAD":"I Don't Give A Damn","IDGAF":"I Don't Give A F***","IDGARA":"I Don't Give A Rats Ass","IDGI":"I Don't Get It -or- I Don't Get Involved","IDIFTL":"I Did It For The Lulz","IDK":"I Don't Know","IDK, my BFF Jill":"I Don't Know, my Best Friend Forever Jill","IDKABTT":"I Don't Know About That","IDKY":"I Don't Know You","IDM":"It Doesn't Matter","IDRK":"I Don't Really Know","IDST":"I Didn't Say That","IDTA":"I Did That Already","IDTBBF":"I Deserve To Be Blown First","IDTS":"I Don't Think So","IDWTUB":"I Don't Want To Upset You But","IEF":"It's Esther's Fault","IF/IB":"In the Front -or- In the Back","IFAB":"I Found A Bug","IFH8TABX":"I F***ing Hate 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Pants","IJS":"I'm Just Saying...","IJWTK":"I Just Want To Know","IJWTS":"I Just Want To Say","IKALOPLT":"I Know A Lot Of People Like That","IKR":"I Know, Right?","IKWYM":"I Know What You Mean","IKYABWAI":"I Know You Are But What Am I?","ILA":"I Love Acronyms","ILF/MD":"I Love Female/Male Dominance","ILI":"I Love It","ILICISCOMK":"I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard","ILMJ":"I Love My Job","ILU":"I Love You","ILUAAF":"I Love You As A Friend","ILY":"I Love You","ILY2":"I Like/Love You Too","IM":"Instant Messaging -or- Immediate Message","IM2BZ2P":"I aM Too Busy To (even) Pee","IMA":"I Might Add","IMAO":"In My Arrogant Opinion","IMCO":"In My Considered Opinion","IME":"In My Experience","IMEZRU":"I Am Easy, Are You?","IMFAO":"In My F***ing Arrogant Opinion","imfkd^":"I am f***ed up","IMGC":"I Might Get Caught","IMHEIUO":"In My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion","IMHIF":"I Move How I Feel","IMHO":"In My Humble Opinion","IMI":"I Mean It","IMJS":"I'M Just Saying","IMML":"I Make Myself Laugh","IMNERHO":"In My Never Even Remotely Humble Opinion","IMNSHO":"In My Not So Humble Opinion","IMO":"In My Opinion","IMOO":"In My Own Opinion","IMOWHA":"I Made Out With Him/Her Anyway","IMPOV":"In My Point Of View","IMR":"I Mean Really","IMRU":"I Am, Are You?","IMS":"I Am Sorry","INBD":"It's No Big Deal","INMP":"It's Not My Problem","INNW":"If Not Now When?","INPO":"In No Particular Order","INUCOSM":"It's No Use Crying Over Spilt Milk","IOH":"I'm Outta Here","ION":"Index Of Names","IONO":"I Don't Know","IOT":"In Order To","IOTTCO":"Intuitively Obvious To The Casual Observer","IOU":"I Owe You","IOUD":"Inside, Outside, Upside Down","IOW":"In Other Words","IPN":"I'm Posting Naked","IRL":"In Real Life","IRNCOT":"I'd Rather Not Comment On That","ISAGN":"I See A Great Need","ISH":"Insert Sarcasm Here","ISO":"In Search Of","ISS":"I Said So -or- I'm So Sure","ISSOYS":"I'm So Sick Of Your Stuff -or- S*** -or- Stories","ISSYGTI":"I'm So Sure You Get The 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Ass","KMIM":"Keep Me In Mind","KMP":"Keep Me Posted","KMRIA":"Kiss My Royal Irish Arse","KMSLA":"Kiss My Shiny Little Ass","KMUF":"Kiss Me You Fool","KMWA":"Kiss My White Ass","KO":"Knocked Out","KOK":"Knock","KOTC":"Kiss On The Cheek","KOTL":"Kiss On The Lips","KPC":"Keeping Parents Clueless","KS":"Kill Stealer","kudt":"Dutch for f***ed up life","KUTGW":"Keep Up The Good Work","KWIM":"Know What I Mean?","KWSTA":"Kiss With Serious Tongue Action","KYBC":"Keep Your Bum Clean","KYFC":"Keep Your Fingers Crossed","KYNC":"Keep Your Nose Clean","KYPO":"Keep Your Pants On","KYSOTI":"Keep Your Stick On The Ice","L":"Laugh","L&R":"Love and Respect","L/M":"Left Message","L8R":"Later","L?^":"Let's hook up","L@U":"Laughing At You -or- Laughing About You","LABATYD":"Life's A Bitch And Then You Die","LAFW":"Listening (but) Away From Window","LAGNAF":"Lets All Get Naked And F***","LAOJ":"Laughing At Own Joke","LAQ":"Lame Ass Quote","LB?W/C":"Like Bondage? 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Board","MBN":"Must Be Nice","MBRFN":"Must Be Real F***ing Nice","MCM":"Man Crush Monday","MD":"Doctor of Medicine -or- Managing Director","MDR":"Mort De Rire","MEGO":"My Eyes Glaze Over","meh":"Who cares, whatever","MEJR":"My Eyes Just Rolled","MERP":"Modestly Enlightened Rich People","MF":"My Friend","MFD":"Multi-Function Device","MfG":"Mit freundlichen Gruessen","MFIC":"Mother F***er In Charge","MFRC":"My Fingers Are Crossed","MFWIC":"Mother F***er Who's In Charge","MHBFY":"My Heart Bleeds For You","mhhm":"uh huh -or- yeah","MHOTY":"My Hat's Off To You","MHYF":"Move How You Feel","MIA":"Missing In Action","MIH":"Make It Happen","MIHAP":"May I Have Your Attention Please","MIL":"Mother-In-Law","MILF":"Mother I'd Like to F***","MINS":"Minutes","MIRL":"Meet In Real Life","MITIN":"More Info Than I Needed","MKOP":"My Kind Of Place","MLA":"Multiple Letter Acronym","MLAS":"My Lips Are Sealed","mlm":"giving the digital middle finger","MM":"Market Maker -or- Merry Meet","MMHA2U":"My Most Humble Apologies To You","mmk":"mmm ok","MML":"Made Me Laugh","MMYT":"Mail Me Your Thoughts","MO":"Move On","mob":"it means mobile","MOF":"Matter Of Fact","MOFO":"Mother F***er","MOMPL":"MOMent PLease","MOO":"Mud Object-Oriented -or- Matter Of Opinion -or- My Opinion Only","MOOC":"Massive Open Online Course","MOOS":"Member Of The Opposite Sex","MOP":"MOment Please","MorF":"Male or Female","MOS":"Mom Over Shoulder","MOSS":"Member(s) Of The Same Sex","MOTAS":"Member Of The Appropriate Sex","MOTD":"Message Of The Day","MOTOS":"Member(s) Of The Opposite Sex","MOTSS":"Member(s) Of The Same Sex","MPFB":"My Personal F*** Buddy","MRA":"Moving Right Along","MRM":"Men's Rights Movement","MRPH":"Mail the Right Place for Help","MSG":"Message","MSMD":"Monkey See Monkey Do","MSNUW":"Mini-Skirt No UnderWear","MSTA":"Must See To Appreciate","MSTM":"Makes Sense To Me","MT":"empty -or- Modified Tweet","MTBF":"Mean Time Before Failure","MTF":"More To Follow","MTFBWY":"May The Force Be With You","MTLA":"My True Love Always","MTMMFBWY":"May the Micky Mouse Force Be With You","MTSBWY":"May The Schwartz Be With You","MTSITN":"More Than Ships In The Night","MUAH or MWAH":"The sound of a kiss","MUBAR":"Messed up Beyond All Recognition","MUSL":"Missing You Sh** Loads","MUSM":"Miss You So Much","MVA":"Motor Vehicle Accident","MVA no PI":"Motor Vehicle Accident with no Personal Injury","MVA w/PI":"Motor Vehicle Accident with Personal Injury","mvto":"it means thank you","MWBRL":"More Will Be Revealed Later","MWS":"My Wife Says","MYL":"Mind Your Language","MYOB":"Mind Your Own Business","MYT":"Meet You There","N":"No -or- And","N pic":"Nice picture","N-A-Y-L":"In A While","N/A":"Not Applicable -or- Not Affiliated","N/M":"Nothing Much","N/T":"No Text","N1":"Nice One","N2M":"Not To Mention -or- Not Too Much","N2MJCHBU":"Not Too Much Just Chillin, How Bout You?","NA":"Nice Ass","NAB":"Not A Blonde","NADT":"Not A Damn Thing","NAGB":"Nearly Almost A Good Bridge","NAGI":"Not A Good 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